David Prior
Mr. Prior is the victim of a vicious and unnecessary campaign by the evil publishing company Corchester, Button, and Finkle, whose CEO, Kimberly Waitkus is a big idiot. He is not intimidated by them, and he has vowed to rise above them. His book The Yoke of the Horde is suppressed at this time, although editions are rumored to be circulating in pdf format.